im quitting school and becoming a superhero
who’s with me
please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes
i’ll be the bad guy
i’ll be your girlfriend
I’ll be the butler
I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on
I’ll be the one who stalks you and figures out your secret identity.
I’ll be your sidekick
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and i find it kind of funny, i find it kind of sad / that the posts with only one note are the best i’ve ever had
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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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reasons i tend to not talk
- people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
- i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
- people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
- i hate my voice
- i have something really mean to say
- i hate you
- i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
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